Welcome! In adult sms zone papa:beta yeh lo 20 rs
mammi ko nahi batana may nokrani kay sath soya tha.
kid:papa aap boht kanjos ho.
mammi mujhay 100 rs daiti hain jab woh driver kay sath soti hai. 8 sal ka bachcha rape case mein pakra jata hai…
Lady lawyer uskilulli pakr kekehti hai, "Kya ye bachcha rape kar sakta hai"….??
Bacha kehta hai= Madam ji hilao mat warna casehaarjaogi
…… ZARDARI - What Is Condom ?
Navaz Sharif - Ye wo cheez hai,
Jise pahan kr agar tera baap teri maa ke saath sota. . .
To aaj pura Pakistan sukun me hota...:-
. . . . . . . What Is Sex?
1."Duty"-
Agar wife se kiya jaye.
2."Art"-
Agar Premika se kiya jaye.
3."Education"-
Agar Kunwari ladki se kiya jaye.
4."Science"-
Agar Shadishuda padosan se kiya jaye.
5."Vyapar"-
Agar Vaishya se kiya jaye.
6."Samaaj-Seva"-
Agar Talaqshuda se kiya jaye.
7."Daan"-
Agar Widhwa se kiya jaya
8."Gupt Daan"-
Agar kisi ladke ko kiya jaye.
9."Tyaag"-
Agar Apne Haath se kiya jaye.
10."Balidan"-
Vicharo me hi chaddi me ho jaye .
. . . . . . Ek Gaon Ke Anpadh Ladke Ki Shadi Hoti Hai
Suhagrat Ko Kamre Mein Jaata Hai Aur Biwi Se Bolta Hai
Ladka: "Aaj To Main Teri Maa Chod Dunga"
Ladki Khade Hokar Apna Ghagra Uthake Boli
Ladki: "Aur Ise Kya Tera Baap Chodega?"
. . . . . . . Ek ladki army main bharti hui .
Ladka :- Kaisi chal rahi hai life?
Ladki :- Badi bekar , saara din‘yes sir’ karne main aur
saari raat ‘bas sir’ karne mainhi nikal jaati hai .
. . . . . Chota baccha apni maa se: Maasusu laga hai jaldi se meri pent utaro .
Maa: Hey bhagwan yah bhi kyazindgi hai,
Din main iski pent utaro aur raat ko iske baap ki .
. . . . . Court Mein Rape Ke Uper Ek Case Chal Raha Tha
Judge: Jisne Tumhara Rape Kiya, Kya Tumne Us Aadmi Ko Dekha Thha??
Ladki: Nahi Judge Sahab, Meri Aankho Pe Patti Bandhi Hui Thhi,
Par Itni Gurantee Hai Ki Vo MohalleKa Nahi Thha?
Judge: Achha, Jab Tumhari Aankho Pe Patti Thhi To TumheKese Pata Vo Mohalle KaAadmi Nahi Thha??
Ladki: Maa Kasam Judge Sahab, Pure Mohalle Mein Itna Bada Loda Kisi Ka Nahi Hai?.
. . . . . . Ek baar ek Baune aadmi ki shadi ek bahut sundar LaDki se hoti hai,,
Jaise hi Bauna apni Dulhan ko lekar,
Suhaagraat manane ko Room mein jaata hai to enter karte hiBauna apni biwi ko bolta hai,,
Bauna: "Darling jaldi se GhoDiBano"
Dulhan: "Aisi bhi kya jaldi hai ThoDa ruko naa"
Bauna: "Maine bola na...Phataphat Ghodi Ban"
Dulhan: "Arre tum bo bahut Tharki ho par mujhe Kapre to Utarane do"
Bauna: "Kamini Jaldi se GhoDi ban mujhe,
Darwaje ki Kundi (lock) Lagani hai".
. . . . . . Kid to father : papa mai kaise paida hua ?
Father : beta ek badi si chidiyatumhe hamare paas chor gai,
Kid : aur aap kaise hue..
Father : Mai aapke dada ji ko nadi me behta mila..
Kid : aur dadaji..
Father : wo apne papa ko mandir me mile..
Kid : bhen ke laudo, 3 generation se choot nahi maarikisi ne, par baatein jitni marzi karwalo inse..
. . . . . . Mother apni doughter se=
Bata apne PAPA se mat kehnak hamare gar koi aya ta.
BETI=Mami wo uncle hamara kya lagta he?
MOM=Wo tmare chote bai k PAPA hein.
. . . . . . Suhaag rat,
Dulhun bed pr dulhey ka wait kr rhi he
Larka kamrey me aa k dulhunko bolta he
“jaldi jaldi kaprey utaaro,berdaasht nahi ho raha”
AFTER SEX!!!!
larka:Jaldi se kapRey pehen lo.
larki: ab kis baat ki jaldi hay?
larka:jaldi kero Dulha aa jaeyga.
. . . . . Husband: ye lo sara din lagaya, riksha chlaya, 400 kamaya or 350 ka tail lagaya.Wife:ye lo 2000 kamaya, 1 ghanta lagaya, or tail bhi usi ne lagaya.
. . . . 1 Aurat apney Parrosi k saath sex ker rahi thi
k Uska Shohar ghar
aagaya or Parrosi ko maarnay laga
Aurat boli,
Maaro or maaro Parai aurat pey haath daalta hay kamina
Itney may Parrosi us k Shohar ko marney laga Aurat boli,
Maaro or Maaro
Haraamzaada Na khud kuch kerta hay na kisi ko kuch kerney deta hay.
. . . . . . Sardar U.S.A sy Apni MAA ko fone krta hy:MAA Mujhy AIDS ho gia,
Maa:tu wapas na ana
warna kam kharab ho jae ga
Sardar ne pucha Wo kaisy?
Maa boli agr tu agya
1; Tere ghar wali ko Aids ho jae ga,
2.Tere ghar wali sy tery bhai ko,
3.Tery bhai sy nokrani ko,
4.Nokarani sy tery baapu ko,
5.Tery baapu se tri khala ko,
6.tere khala sy tery khalu ko,
7.Tery khalu sy mujy
8.or jo mje ho gaya to sare pind ko ho jae ga AIDS,Puttar pind ko bachaly..
. . . . . . Sardar g ghar aaiy to dekha k wife nangi lati hay, paseenanikal raha hay or sans phoola howa hay.Poocha “Kia howa?”Boli “Dil ghabra raha hay,Doctor bulao.”Sardar bhaga to bachey ne darwazey per rok kar batayak “Chachoo bed k neechay nangay chupay howay hain.”Sardar g wapis aiy, bedk neechay se usay nikala or kaha,”Baygherat, Bhabi teri noon heart attack hoya ay, tetoon nanga ho k bacheyan noon dara raya ain.
. . . . . . Sardar suhag rat ko puri koshish k bavjud kamyab na hua.
Ghuse se bv se bola:
Tumari pehle kisi ne nai li?
Bv masumiyat se:
Jinne vi laii aa , Salwar laa k lai aa..
. . . . . . . Ek khusray ke sath aik larki set ho jati hai,during sex khusra bola : Jaan andar gya?
Girl : Nahi gya,
Khusra : Te fir labbo kithay gya..
. . . . . . . First Boy:
Mujh se panga na le,
main sher da puttar h0on…!
Second Boy:
Yaar,ek baat to bata,
Sher ghar aaya tha,ya anti jungle gayi thi.
. . . . . . Hotel mn 1couple dinner kr rha tha
Wife ne leg piece utha k husbnd ko dia
Pas betha baba bola: hi rabbaaj sadi v zanani hundi ‘Sanu v lattan chuk chuk k dendi.
. . . . . . 7 Nangay Larkay Apna Apna Khara ker k Road Pe Kharay Thy
1 Aurat Ne Pocha:
Are You Advertising For Condoms?
Larkay:Nahi Madam Ye
7.UP” ka Add Hy.
. . . . . Atif Aslam’s sexy Remix
Pehli Nazar Mei Kaisa Gando Kr Dia
Tera Lun Betha Hai Mera Khara
Jane Kya Hoga Kya Hoga Kya Pta
Is Lun Ko Le Le Aa Le Le Zara
Lun Hai Khara
9 Inch Bara
Meri Jholi Pe Aa Jhool Ja
O Jan e jan
le lo zra
mri jholi pe aa jhul ja aa
Baby I fucK U
Baby I fuck u so more
Baby i fuck U.
. . . . . . 1 totla texi driver 3 girls ko le k ja rha tha.
Policeman: lrkiyon ko le k kahan ja rhe ho?
Totla: chodne!
Policeman: kya bkwas ki?
Totla: o g 1 ko park m chodnahe or 1 ko agle stop pe chodna he.
Itne m tesri larki cheekhti he
kya bkwas kr rhe ho?
Totla: tm khamosh rho wrna tmhe yaheen chod don ga.
. . . . . . . Aik Sardar ne Sikhni Ka Rape kia, She Said ” Hunn Main Raula
Paawangi”
Sardar Says” Raula teh Hunn Main paawan ga
Utton Sikhni tay Thaloo clean Shave.
. . . . . . Teacher; Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hota hy?
Boy; 18 saal ki larki me.
Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hisson me b jaan aajati hyjin me HADDI nahi hoti.
. . . . . . Doctor to Old Man!
Baba ji Aapki Neeche Wali Dono Golian Nikaalni Paraingi..
Baba: Nikaal lo Beta.’!
Jab Bandooq hi Nahi Chalti tou goliyan kis kaam ki.
. . . . . . Ladki: Mom, mera balatkar ho gaya..
Mom: thodi mirchi kha le..
Ladki: Kya me is se pregnant nhi rahungi?
Mom: Nahi, Chehre se chudai ki khushi kam ho jaegi.
.. . . Raat ke 2 baje ek admi bahu ke kamre se nikla aur chala gaya.
Saas ne dekha lekin kuch na boli
Kyu…
Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi!
-- .. Teacher: Tumhari jaat(caste) kya hai?
Student: Pehle hum thakur they, Phir Rajput hue, Phir Sharma ho gaye, Abhi hai Darzi… Aaage Mummy ki marzi. Wife: Nashta kar lo.
Husband: Sex hi mera nashta hai & he starts sex.
Dopahar ko wife: Lunch kar lo.
Husband sexhi mera lunch hai & starts sex.
Raat ko jab husband aata hai to wife panty utaar kar
heater ke aage baithi hoti hai.
Husband: What is this?
Wife: Hawas ke poojari, khana garam kar rahin hoon!!
--- - Pati Ka Sex Karne Ka Mood Thha Office Se Ghar Aate Hue Bazar Se Condom Le AyaGhar Aaya To Patni Ne Us Se Pucha.
Patni: Ye Condom Kitne Ka Hai?
Husband: 10 Rupe Ka
Patni: Hey Bhagwan, Mehngayi To Dekho, Jab Main Saatvi Class Mein Thhi Tab 50 Paisi Ke 3 Aate Thhe.
---------------- Holi Special Joke
Holi Pe Ladki Ghabrate Hue Apne Boy-Friend Ko Boli: “ Please Pani Wala Gubbara Mat Fenkna, Main Gili Ho Jaungi ”
Ladka: “ Achha Aur Khud Jab Tight T-Shirt Pehan Kar Gubbare Dikhati Hai Tab Socha Hai Hum Kitne Gile Hote Honge “Admin: site Alag Alag Desho Ke Boy Friend Jab Apni Girl-Friends Ko Call Karte Hai To Kya Bolte HaiAmerica – I Love You Baby, I Love You Forever .
England Mein – Baby Just Give Me One Kiss .
Russian – Hey, Baby I’m Missing You Badly .
Indian – Jaan, Aaj Kya Pehna Hua Hai?Admin- site Ek Aadmi Dukan Se Cigarette Lene Gaya, Waha Sales Girl Se Bola.
Aadmi: “ Ek Packet Cigarette Dedo ”
Sales Girl: “ Ye Lijiye, Cigarette ”
Aadmi Wahi Khada Ho Kar Cigarette Peene Laga To Sales Girl Boli.
Sales Girl: “ Yahaan Cigarette Peena Mana Hai ”
Aadmi Bola: “ Cigarette Bechti Bhi Ho, Aur Mana Bhi Karti Ho? ”Sales Girl “ Bechti To Main Condom Bhi Hoon, To Kya Chudwa Bhi Loon ? “None admin Baba Saxidas Ji Ka Ek Pyaar Mein Paagal Bhakt Unke Pass Gaya Aur Puchha
Bhakt: “ Sharab Aur Pyaar Mein Kya Rishta Hai ? ”
Baba Ji: “ Bachha Koi Khas Farak Nahi, Bas Sharab Over Hone Se Ladka Ulti Karta Hai Lekin Pyaar Over Hone Se Ladki Ulti Karti Hai “
____ Girl-Friend: “ Chalo Chupan-Chupai Khelte Hain, Agar Tumne MujheDhund Liya To Tum MeriLe Lena Aur Agar Tumne Nahi Dhunda To Main Tumhari Loongi ”
Boy-Friend: “ Theek Hai, Lekin Ek Baat Bataao Tum Meri Kaise Logi? ”
Girl-Friend Muskurate Hue: “ Hum Shopping ChalengeNa “
____ Class Mein Aaye Naye Bache Se Madam Ne Puchha
Madam: “ Tumhara Kya Naam Hai? ”
Student: “ Lassanmal Aamirbhai Uday Das Aadwani ”
Madam: “ Lamba Hai ShortMein Batao? ”
Student: “ L A U D A “
____ Women’s Life Is Very Hard.
Morning – Wash Cloths
Evening – Iron Cloths
Night – Open Cloths
Midnight – No Cloths
Early Morning – Search Cloths
___ Teacher Class Mein Pappu SePuchhti Hai.
Teacher: “ Pappu, Sach Aur Veham Mein Kya Fark Hai? ”
Pappu: “ Mam, Aap Sexy Ho Ye Sach Hai Aur Hamara Khada Nahi Hota Ye Aapka Veham Hai “
___ Preeto Ne Santa Ko Suhagraat Pe 100 Condom Wala Ek Packet Gift Kiya.
Santa Bathroom Mein Guss Gaya, Bed Pe Leti Preeto Uska Intezar Kar Rahi Thi
Kafi Time Tak Jab Vo Na Aaya To Boli: “ Jaldi Karo Ji ”
Santa: “ Bas 2 Minute Aur, 97 Chada Liye Hai, Sirf 3 Baaki Hai “
____ "Kabhi Socha Hai Ki Ladke Aur Ladkiyo Ke Dimag Mein Kya Chalta Rahta Hai, Baba Saxidas Ne Bada Hi Shandar Chart Banaya Hai, Jis Se Sab Clear Ho Jaye."
Baba Saxidas Ne Ladko Aur Ladkiyon Ke Dimag Mein Kya Chalta Hai Iske Baare Mein Detail Mein Research Kari AurYe Total Nikaala.
Male Brain:
96% – Leni Hai
1% – Kaise Leni Hai
1% – Kiski Leni Hai
1% – Kab Leni Hai
1% – Kahan Pe Leni Hai Dhritrastra Ne Gandhari Ko Ek Din Bade Pyar Se Bola.
Dhritrastra: “ Hey Gandhari, Tum Dhanya Ho Tumne Mujhe 100 Bachho Ka Pyar Diya ”
Gandhari: “ Nath, Aap Agar Andhe Na Hote To Ye Kabhi Sambhav Na Tha “
Pappu: “A Boy Over A Girl + 2 Minute Pain + 4 White Drops + 9 Months Course = A Beautiful Child .
__ English Mein Kamjor Ladki Ko Girl-Friend Banane Ka Nuksaan
Boy-friend Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Rat Ko Dinner Pe Le Jane Ka Program Banaya Aur Puchha.
Boy-friend: “ Darling Are You Free Tonight? ”
Girl-friend Ne Bhadkte Hue Jawab Dia: “ Haramkhor, Free Ke Bachhe, Aaj Se Pehle Kabhi Paise Liye Hai Tujhse? “
____ "Aajkal Ameer Log Kabhi Bhi Gareeb Logo Se Dhang Se Pesh Nahi Aate, Par Idhar To Pappu Ki Sari Family Hi GareebLogo Se Pyar Karti Hai, Par Kaise?"
Pappu Ki Class Mein Teacher Ne Bachhho Ko Samjhate Hue Bola.
Teacher: “ Bachho, Gareebon Se Hamesha Pyar Se Pesh Aana Chahiye ”
Pappu Ek Dam Se Bola: “ Achha, Ab Samjha ”
Teacher: “ Kya? ”Pappu: “ Tabhi Papa Naukrani Ko Gale Lagate Hai, Mummy Doodhwale Ko Aur Didi Driver Ko “
__ Bas Mein Bethi Ek Ladki Ki T Shirt Pe Car Bani Hui Thi,
Uske Sath Chota Bachha Beitha Use Dekh Raha Tha,
Ladki Bachhe Ko Dekhte Hue Muskura Ke Boli: “ Car Chalani Hai Kya? ”
Bachha: “ Nahi Car Nahi Chalani, Par Agar Aap KiIjazat Ho To Horn Baja Loon? “
__ "Kahte Hai Doobte Ko Tinke KaSahara Hota Hai, Par Ek Doobti Aurat Ko Jab Santa-Banta Ne Bachaya To Kya Hua? Kya Karamat Dikhayi, Pade Is Joke Mein."
Paani Mein Doobti Ek Aurat Chilla Rahi Thi.
“ Bachao-Bachao Main Pregnant Hoon. ”
Santa Ne Use Bahar Nikala Aur Muh Se Muh Mila Ke Usko Saans Dene Laga.
Banta Uski Panty Utaar Ke Uski Choot Ke Andar Foonk Marne Laga.
Santa: “ Kya Kar Raha Hai Kamine ? ”
Banta: “ Array, Tu Maan Ki Jaan Bacha, Main Bachhe Ki Jaan Bachata Hoon “
__ Ek Be-Aulad Aurat Pe Ek Doctor Chada Hua Tha,
Aur Doctor Ke Upar Aurat Ka Pati,
Ek Aadmi Ne Ye Dekh Aur Chonk Kar Puchha: “ Arey Doctor Sahaab Ye Kya? ”
Doctor: “ Check Kar Raha Hoon Ki Kharabi Aurat Mein Hai Ya Mard Mein “
__ Santa China Ke Tour Pe GayaTha Waha Usne Ek X-Ray Chashma Liya.
Chashma Lagane Se Har Koi Nanga Nazar Aata Tha,
Santa Ghar Aaya To Preeto Ko Apne Ek Dost Ke Sath Apne Bed Pe Nanga Dekha,
Usne Foran Chashme Ko Utara, Phir Bhi Dono Nange Nazar Aaye,
Santa Gusse Se Chashma fenkte sue bola;“ Ye Hi Musibat Hai China Ke Saman Ki, Koi Garranty Nahi Hoti Jaldi Kharab Ho Jati Hai “
__ Jab Se I-Pill Naam Ki Cheez Market Mein Aayi Hai.
Tab Se Condom Ki Sale 50% Tak Gir Gayi Hai,
Abortion Rate 80% Tak Gir Gaya Hai,
Aur
Ladkiyaan 100% Tak Gir Gayi Hai.
__ Dosto Ye Kuch Line Hai Jo Dukandar Aurto Ko Bolkar Jaanbhuj Ke Maje Lete Hai
Bank Cashier: “Madam Aap SoSo Ke Lengi?”
Fruit Seller: “Bibiji Zara Kele Ka Size To Dekho, Dil Khush Ho Jayega”
Cloth Seller: “Ek Minute Dekh To Lo, Fir Lena Na Lena Aapki Marzi.”
Tailor: “Madam Blouse Mein Hum Ne Aap Ka Rakha, Ab Peticoat Mein Aap Ko Hamara Rakhna Padega”
Auto Wala: “Madam Aage Se To Nahi Jayega, Piche Se Le Lu ?”
Photostat Wala: “Madam AageAur Peechhe Dono Taraf KaruYa Ek Hi Side??”
Paper Wala: “Madam Aap So Rahi Thi, Aapko Pata Nahi Chala, Kal To Mein Niche Se Dal Gaya Tha”
Chudi Wala: “Andar Nahin Ghus Raha”
Mobile Recharge Wala: “Kitna Dalu Madam?”
Repair Wala: “Madam Aise Nahi Hoga, Pura Khol Ke Tasalli Se Karna Padega”
____ Jab Se I-Pill Naam Ki Cheez Market Mein Aayi Hai.
Tab Se Condom Ki Sale 50% Tak Gir Gayi Hai,
Abortion Rate 80% Tak Gir Gaya Hai,
Aur
Ladkiyaan 100% Tak Gir Gayi Hai.
__ Pati-Patni Train Mein Upar Ki Seat Pe Beithe Kahi Ghumne Ja Rahe The.
Pati Ko Tharak Chadi To Patni Se Bola.
Jab Main Coke Bolu – To Tum Kapde Utar Dena ,
Aur Jab Pepsi Bolu – Tange Khol Lena ,
Agar Main Thumps-Up Bolu – Tab Main Andar Daluga ,
Neeche Beithe Ek Aadmi Ne Ye Suna Aur Gusse Se Bola
Aadmi: “ Thumps-Up Tak To Theek Hai, Agar Limca Mere Upar Girayi To Tum Dono Ki Maan, Chod Dunga “
__ Ek Aurat Ke Bacha Paida Hua
Delivery Ke Baad Bache Ki Mutthi Band Thhi
Jab Doctors Ne Mutthi Ko KholKe Dekha
To Uske Ek Haath Mein I-Pill Ki Goli Thhi Aur Likha Hua Thha
Jaako Rakhe Saiyaan Maar Sake Na Koye
__ Sadhu Fatti Dhoti Pehan Ker Ghar Se Nikalta Hai
Aur Mandir Me Puja Ke Liye Jhukta Hai
Ek Aurat Sadhu Ki Gand Ko Gullak Samajh Ker Usmein Ek Sikka Dal Deti Hai
Sadhu Sidha Ho Ke Bolta Hai:
“ Behanji Ab Ghanti Bhi Bhaja Do “
__ Teacher Class Mein Bacho KoSamjha Raha Thha
Teacher: “ Bachho, Gaaye(Cow) Hamari Maata Hai ”
Tabhi Uska Dhayan Pappu PeGaya Wo Khidki Se Lagatar Bahar Dekh Raha Thha
Teacher: “Oye, Tu Bahar Kya Dekhi Jaa Raha Hai? ”
Pappu: “ Sir Ji, Jaldi Se Bahar Jaaye. Ek Saand Aapki Maa Ko Chod RahaHai “
__ Ek Bar Ek Baccha Apni MummyKe Breast Ki Taraf Ishara Karke Puchta Hai: “ MummyYe Kya Hai? ”
Mummy: “ Beta Ye To Gubbare Hai ”
Baccha: “ To Mausi Ke Chote Kyo Hai? ”
Mummy: “ Tune Uske Kab Dekhe? ”
Baccha: “ Jab Papa Unme Hawa Bhar Rahe The “
__ Bacha Apni Teacher Se: “ Miss Aap Mujhe Boht Achi Lagti Hain, Main Aap se Shaadi Karna Chahta Hon ”
Miss Gusse Se: “ Mujhe Bachhon Se Sakht Nafrat Hai ”
Bacha: “ Miss, Main Try Karunga Ke Bachay Na Hon, Hum Condom Use Kar Liya Karenge. “
____ Santa Ne Delhi Se Apni Wife Ko Chandigarh Phone Kiya ToNaukar Ne Phone Uthaya.
Santa: “ Madam Se Baat Karvao Meri ”
Naukar: “ Wo To Sahab Ke Saath Room Mein So Rahi Hai ”
Santa: “ Par Saab To Main Hoon ”
Naukar: “ To Fir Mein KyaKaroo ”
Santa: “ Dono Ko Jaake Goli Maar De ”
After Killing
Naukar: “ Laasho Ka Kya Karu? ”
Santa: Ghar Ke Piche Jo Swimming Pool Hai Usmein Laashein Fenk Ke Bhaag Ja ”
Naukar: “ Par Hamare Ghar Mein To Swimmingpool Hai Hi Nahi ”
Santa: “ Oh Tuhadi Pen Di, Eh Taan Wrong Number Si “
__ Pati: “ Arey Rahul Ki Maa Sunti Ho, Mujhe Seene Ke Safed Baal Dikhane Pe Bhudapa Pension MiliHai ”
Biwi: “ Pant Ki Zip Khol Ke Dikha Dete To Viklaang Bhatta Bhi Mil Jaata “
__ Santa Apni Wife Se Sex Karne Laga To Wife Ne Usko Bola
Wife: “ Sunoji, Aap Is Condom Se 15v Baar Kar Rahe Ho, Ab Bas BhiKaro. ”
Santa: “ Oye Tu Pagal Ho Gayi Hai Kya, Ispe Expiry Date To August 2013 Hai “
__ Santa Apni Gharwali Ke Sath Bus Mein Apne Mayake Ja Raha Thha
Santa Ki Biwi Uske Kaan Mein Boli: “ Suno Ji, Piche WalaMere Bra Mein Hath Dal Raha Hai ”
Santa Hass Ke Bola: “ DalneDe, Tu Chinta Na Kar Tera Purse Mere Pass Hai “
____ Aaye Thhe Wo Itni Der Se Ki Mera Dil Jala Diya,
Pehle Kiwad Band Kiya Fir Deepak Ko Bujha Diya,
Pehle Khel Khelne Lage Mera Seena Tatolkar,
Fir Khel Khelne Lage Apna Underwear Kholkar,
Ek Jang Si Aisi Chid Gayi MerePalang Par,
Gole Wali Top Rakh Di Usne Meri Surang Par
Yeh Tha Sirf 9 Minute Ka Mazaa,
Ab Bhog Rahi Hu 9 Mahine Ki Saza
9 Mahine Baad Ek Aisa Hoga Visfot,
Jo Ban Jayega Desh Ke Liye Ek Or Vote.
______ Ek Sardar Jisne Kabhi Train Nahi Dekhi Thi Wo Apni Behan Ko Sasural Se Mayke Le Ke Vapis Aa Raha Thha.
Railway Crossing Par Behan Ko Susu Aaya To Wo JhadiyoMein Beth Gayi…
Itne Mein Train Aa Gayi Sardar Bola” “ Bhen Di Fuddi Kinni Vaddi “
Behan Khadi Ho Ke hanske Boli “ Veera Tu Kado Dekh Liti.. .“
____ Pati-Patni Blue Film Dekh Rahe Thhe, Achank Patni Ne Puccha.
Patni: “ Aap Us Aadmi Ki Tarah Itni Jayada Der Tak Kyu Nahi Karte ? ”
Pati: “ Pagli Wo Uski Patni Nahi Hai Na, Tu Apni Bahan Se Puchh KeTo Dekh. “
__ Pati-Patni Blue Film Dekh Rahe Thhe, Achank Patni Ne Puccha.
Patni: “ Aap Us Aadmi Ki Tarah Itni Jayada Der Tak Kyu Nahi Karte ? ”
Pati: “ Pagli Wo Uski Patni Nahi Hai Na, Tu Apni Bahan Se Puchh KeTo Dekh. “
__ Shadi Wali Raat Dulha Apni Dulhan Ko Sex Karne Ke BaadApne Ghar Ke Niyam Aur Kayde-Kanoon Samajhate Hue Bola.
Dulha: “ Is Ghar Mein Rahna Hai To Kanjoosi Karni Padegi ”
Dulhan: “ To Phir Itna Sara Tel Lund Par Lagane Ki Kya Jarurat Thi, Hamare Waha To Ye Kam Thook Laga Ke Hi Ho Jata Tha “
